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Ode to the Bouncer - by Studio Killers
9) Thing to do
Eggs. Fried, scrambled, whatever as long as they are fully cooked. None of that runny or gooey nonsense. You don’t know how much I love eggs until you have seen me eat them. (I can hear the vegans coming already brb locking the door.)
Anyway, I can eat scrambled eggs like you wouldn’t believe. Absolutely devour them. INHALE the eggs.