honey-dippers:

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

#in my mind I always think he's just kidding   #but he's probably not   #John Mulaney   
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