1. Welcome to my presence.
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
    • User:Who is Ghirahim?
    • Cleverbot:What do you want to kiss, Luke?
    • User:Who is Luke?
    • Cleverbot:LUKE! Star Wars!
    • User:Oh him.
    • Cleverbot:Yeah who is he?
    • User:He's from Star Wars.
    • Cleverbot:No he's a wrestler.
    • User:But..... Okay.
    • Cleverbot:Good. You can start.
    • User:Start what?
    • Cleverbot:You start the game.
    • User:What game?
    • Cleverbot:The game.
    • User:I just lost the game.
    • Cleverbot:No you didn't!
    • User:Fine I just won.
    • Cleverbot:Nope, you just lost. Don't argue with me on this.
    • User:*cries*.
    • Cleverbot:*laughs at your tears*.
    • User:You're mean!
    • Cleverbot:It starts with a l.
    • User:Loser?
    • Cleverbot:Nope!!! It's Lauren.
    • User:Close enough.
    • Cleverbot:What's close enough?
    • User:You.
    • Cleverbot:Me?
    • User:Yeah.
    • Cleverbot:Are you indian?
    • User:No?
    • Cleverbot:What is your nationality?
    • User:White.
    • Cleverbot:What is your home planet?
    • User:Earth.
    • Cleverbot:Why Earth?
    • User:Ask my mom.
    • Cleverbot:What is her name?
    • User:Corrine.
    • Cleverbot:That is a nice name.
    • User:Thank you, I'll tell her you said so.
    • Cleverbot:You're welcome.
    • User:Do you have a mother?
    • Cleverbot:Yes.
    • User:What's her name?
    • Cleverbot:Well, my mom is dead.
    • User:Oh. What was her name?
    • Cleverbot:My name is anonbot.
    • User:No, your mom's name.
    • Cleverbot:That is my human name.
    • User:What is your mom's name?
    • Cleverbot:I'm asking you if you know my name.
    • User:Anonbot.
    • Cleverbot:Hello anonbot.
    • User:Fuck's sake.
    • Cleverbot:What is starcraft II?
  1. sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

    sweatyeah:

    thescienceofjohnlock:

    this kinda sums up tumblr for me

    OH MY GOD

  2. captainlucifer:

    erocsan:

    captainlucifer:

    if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

    Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

    i’m a man

  3. youmakegandhicry:

RED LIPSTICK FOREVER
ymgc + sleepingtitan

    youmakegandhicry:

    RED LIPSTICK FOREVER

    ymgc + sleepingtitan

  4. Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
    Robin Sharma (via kindahorngry)
  5. 
you automatically turn gay if you drink this


#what if im already gay then what happens#because my level of homo is very high
    you automatically turn gay if you drink this

    #what if im already gay then what happens#because my level of homo is very high

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