1. Welcome to my presence.
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    if i die resurrect me with this video

    if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

  2. judicial-thesis:



    i love being in people’s dreams

    well unless i get killed or something

    Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

  3. jaclcfrost:

    "how are you doing?"

    [makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

  4. Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
    (via themilkywhiteway)
  5. antfucker98:

    the harmful trans agenda. with such ideals as ‘using the bathroom’ and ‘being respected as a human’

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